{"id":5900,"date":"2025-03-25T14:36:05","date_gmt":"2025-03-25T14:36:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thataintnoplane.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/25\/couple-years-ago-this-happened-is-the-story-i-want-to-get-off-my-chest-im-a-little-bit-on-a-bender-so-excuse-my-poor-writing-i-took-too-many-edibles-and-its-the-legal-way-of-course-the-story-3\/"},"modified":"2025-03-25T14:36:05","modified_gmt":"2025-03-25T14:36:05","slug":"couple-years-ago-this-happened-is-the-story-i-want-to-get-off-my-chest-im-a-little-bit-on-a-bender-so-excuse-my-poor-writing-i-took-too-many-edibles-and-its-the-legal-way-of-course-the-story-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thataintnoplane.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/25\/couple-years-ago-this-happened-is-the-story-i-want-to-get-off-my-chest-im-a-little-bit-on-a-bender-so-excuse-my-poor-writing-i-took-too-many-edibles-and-its-the-legal-way-of-course-the-story-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Couple years ago this happened. Is the story I want to get off my chest. I&#8217;m a little bit on a bender so excuse my poor writing. I took too many edibles, and it&#8217;s the legal way of course. The story is 100% true."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of years ago, something happened that I need to share. I\u2019m currently in a bit of a haze\u2014took too many edibles (all legal, of course), so bear with me if my writing isn&#8217;t clear. But I promise, this story is completely true.<\/p>\n<p>It was over the Christmas holidays, and I was visiting my grandma with my six-year-old daughter. My grandma is basically a saint, which makes it hard to tell this story since it has some pretty intense and graphic moments. But I think it\u2019s important, plus no one knows my grandma or me.<\/p>\n<p>One ordinary evening, we went to bed\u2014my daughter and I in the guest room while my grandma settled into her armchair, where she often prefers to sleep. In the middle of the night, the security alarm suddenly blared, jolting me awake with a burst of adrenaline. My first thought was that there might be an intruder.<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s a little context: my grandma has this radar for movement. Any time I get up during the night, she\u2019ll wake up and check on me, often offering late-night snacks\u2014her cooking is the best, with most ingredients fresh from her garden.<\/p>\n<p>But this time, despite the alarm&#8217;s deafening racket, neither my daughter nor my grandma stirred. I mean, this alarm was piercingly loud\u2014there was no way it shouldn\u2019t have woken them.<\/p>\n<p>I rushed to the alarm system to speak with the security assistant. I was almost blinded by the light on the porch, which illuminated everything\u2014a harsh glow coming from old windows you have to crank open with a metal tool. I was trying to explain whether this was a false alarm or a real break-in, but the operator dismissed my concerns, calling it a false alarm and hanging up on me.<\/p>\n<p>Feeling a little reckless, I reset the alarm, only to have it blare again\u2014this time, it was triggered by that same window. I was still baffled by the fact that my family hadn\u2019t woken up. The alerts felt surreal, especially with the lights flickering in the living room and above the garage.<\/p>\n<p>I reset the alarm once more, certain it wasn&#8217;t supposed to sound off without a real threat. Strangely, my family didn\u2019t come to check on me; my grandma was completely out, mouth wide open like I\u2019d never seen her before. I was terrified, checking her for signs of life even as the alarm kept blaring.<\/p>\n<p>When it went off a third time, my anxiety peaked along with a gut feeling that something was off. I felt entranced by the flickering lights\u2014the one above the garage and the one in the living room were practically strobing, which only added to my fear.<\/p>\n<p>Time seemed to slip away as I stood on the porch, paralyzed by the brilliance of the light. For reasons I still can\u2019t explain, I grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled \u201cWhat do you want?\u201d on it, then slipped it through the window crack and set it on a bush outside. <\/p>\n<p>I started acting a bit erratically, and I don\u2019t really want to expand on that part. It\u2019s all very odd, and I don\u2019t want to sound crazy. The police did arrive the following day, and the security team checked the system too, though I can\u2019t recall if that was the same day or the next.<\/p>\n<p>As for how it ended\u2014thankfully, when I finally woke up, my daughter and grandma were in the kitchen cooking breakfast. The delicious aroma of eggs and bacon filled the air, and everything was normal again. <\/p>\n<p>I just felt the need to share this story as a kind of release. I think it left me with some issues, but I\u2019ve got thick skin and I believe I\u2019m okay. Still, something compels me to share it with strangers. If you don\u2019t believe me, that\u2019s a perfectly reasonable reaction. Honestly, I get it\u2014most people probably would respond that way<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry-summary\">\nA couple of years ago, something happened that I need to share. I\u2019m currently in a bit of a haze\u2014took too many edibles (all legal, of course), so bear with me if my writing isn&#8217;t clear. But I promise, this story is completely true. 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