Back in 1984, on my way to San Francisco, I witnessed something remarkable. As we were driving, I noticed another car headed toward Los Angeles, but what really caught my attention was a massive, spinning ball of lights\u2014about the size of a house\u2014moving along like it was on an axle, just passing Magic Mountain around 2 AM. I was completely sober when I discussed it with a friend; it flew directly over our car and cast a green light on us. Suddenly, it transformed into a star. After that, I became disoriented, accidentally dropped my wallet into a few inches of water in the mountains, and decided it wasn’t worth retrieving. To top it off, I locked both sets of keys in the car and ended up feeling really sick. I lost track of time during all of this. Did anyone else witness that event? It was Halloween night in 1984.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"