{"id":1532,"date":"2025-03-10T09:28:27","date_gmt":"2025-03-10T09:28:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thataintnoplane.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/10\/missing-micro-time\/"},"modified":"2025-03-10T09:28:27","modified_gmt":"2025-03-10T09:28:27","slug":"missing-micro-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thataintnoplane.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/10\/missing-micro-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Missing micro time??"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Missing Time?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I work from home and start my day at 6am, which means my alarm goes off at 5:45am. This gives me enough time to jump up, use the bathroom, brush my teeth, get dressed, and head downstairs to clock in. I\u2019ve never been one to hit the snooze button\u2014I always get up right away when my alarm rings.<\/p>\n<p>This morning was no exception. I woke up to my alarm at 5:45, though I was already awake since I heard my husband get up for a bathroom break about 20 minutes earlier. After tossing and turning a bit, when the alarm sounded, I immediately got up, turned it off, and headed to the bathroom. I quickly glanced at my phone to check for any important notifications (there weren\u2019t any) and, genuinely, I must have spent less than a minute in there. But when I got back to brush my teeth, I was shocked to see it was already 5:51.<\/p>\n<p>Six minutes? How could that be? I couldn\u2019t have taken that long\u2014I was just in and out, not to mention I didn\u2019t doze off on the toilet! How did six entire minutes slip away from me?<\/p>\n<p>For context, between 5:51 and the time I clocked in at 5:56, I managed to wash my hands, brush my teeth, get dressed, grab my water bottle and phone, carefully navigate the stairs without waking anyone, turn on the lights downstairs, throw on my sweater, sign into my computer, and clock in. It\u2019s hard to believe that I spent as much time on the toilet as I did accomplishing all of that! Typically, I\u2019d be downstairs by 5:51, so this mystery is really boggling my mind. I\u2019m sharing this here, just in case there\u2019s a hint of alien interference in my time perception!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry-summary\">\nMissing Time? I work from home and start my day at 6am, which means my alarm goes off at 5:45am. This gives me enough time to jump up, use the bathroom, brush my teeth, get dressed, and head downstairs to clock in. I\u2019ve never been one to hit the snooze button\u2014I always get up right&hellip;\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thataintnoplane.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/10\/missing-micro-time\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Missing micro time??&rdquo;<\/span>&hellip;<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1764,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-aliens","entry"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thataintnoplane.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1532","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thataintnoplane.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thataintnoplane.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thataintnoplane.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thataintnoplane.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1532"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thataintnoplane.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1532\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thataintnoplane.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1764"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thataintnoplane.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thataintnoplane.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thataintnoplane.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}